The Six List - People who you "Love to HATE" at Work !

Welcome to another Six list By Me.. :) Today I am gonna list out the Six List considering the People you "Love to Hate " at Work. Check it Out and Let me know what you think :)



Number 6- The Security Guard



Ok first up is the Security Guard.. These people are always nice cos they always open the door for you when you come to work and always there for you when u need the keys to all the hideouts at your workplace. BUT..
What happens when they always call you and tell you to take your car out since the Boss has come and he/she doesn't have no parking space ? and when they say that they can't do it since they cannot take the risk ? you hate them right ?? so there are at Number 6.


Number 5 - The Toilet Cleaner

Before I say anything just check out the cartoon below :)



I hope that kinda of a thing is not happening at your workplace :D. Anyways back to the topic. Toilets are places that should be always clean right? and you don't know when nature calls right? but what if the person who is cleaning the toilet is always there inside ?? and if its someone from the opposite sex? what would you do ?? ( Nothing right ?? ) I am not complaining about these people but as users I think we should keep it clean and help them out..Otherwise we would see them everyday and everytime inside the toilets and begin to Hate them and with nothing to do just end up pissing in our Pants.. :D

Whatever said and done People hate the toilet cleaner when he/she is there all the time so they come at Number 5.


Number 4 - The Receptionist with the Short Skirt and High Heels/ The Handsome Dude with the Cute Eyes





Ok guys will kinda love this one. (Gals take the Guy for this one) And Of course who doesn't like it when their receptionist look like this. But there are problems too what problems ??? you might ask well here's the problemo..

Just imagine when you are having lunch at the lunch break and trying to finish it quickly cos the boss is complaining you about your work. Suddenly the Receptionist / the guy comes in to the room. Won't you just stop and take a second look ?? Won't you just drool over that person and forget the work and the boss and most importantly what you are eating ?? you will right ???

So there you go You should not LOVE these kinda peeps but you should HATE them (that's if you care about your job and work otherwise its ok do it No Harm Done :))



Number 3 - The Boss who does Nothing but Complain


At Number 3 is the Boss himself. Most Bosses at workplaces today does nothing much but they always have something to complain about. It could be about someone's work ,about an employee whom they don't like ( cos he /she is working better than them ) or it could be just plain complaining since the coffee he got in the morning has more sugar than what he actually wants :D.



Complaining Bosses are always a nuisance and when they don't support you and just keep on talking shit that never exists that nuisance becomes hatred. So complaining Bosses come at Number 3 in this list.


Number 2 - The Fresher



Ok I think all of you agree on this one. Everyone HATES the fresher.. the new guy. gal at work.. you hate them more if they are winning the hearts of the management and when that fresher gains the confidence of your boss and begins to surpass you
YOU HATE THEM MORE AND MORE!!! ( right? now dont you say no :) ) The problem is the innocent fresher doesn;t realize what its all about and why he/she is ragged so much
( if the job is his/her's first job). So the Fresher comes at No 2 in this List.


Number 1- The Bully



I guess you saw this coming too. The Clear Winner is the Bully at Work. The people who doesn't care about their colleagues and do their best to tease them, hurt their feelings, invading their privacy and etc etc etc.

The funny thing is they managed to do their work too and also makes the Boss happy which is another reason to hate them. These Bullies does what ever it takes to make their presence felt and make the others feel that "THEY ARE THE DUDES /DUDETS" ( specially when it comes to Freshers !! )

So bullies are the Number 1 kinda people we "Love to Hate" at Work.


Until Next Time

~Peace~

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To All You Rock Music Fans....

All you people who like Rock check out rocktoons.com if you haven't checked it out yet. Its an Awesome site where they have created cartoon wallpapers of your favorite rock bands and they look pretty kool too :D. Check out some of the toons made there for some of my favorite bands.

Oasis


System of a Down


AC/DC


My Chemical Romance


Aerosmith


Muse


Matchbox 20


~Peace~

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Frustration Overlap !!!!!!!!!!

People hurt me in many ways
When I Fightback
They Hurt me More !!!
What did I do to deserve this shit
I cannot take it Anymore !!!


Why was I born with People
Why wasn't I born with Animals
I must have committed a very big Sin
I am paying for that now painfully bit by bit

Dicks at Work, Retards as Friends
Only a few Angels whom I never Meet
Hoes asking for phone sex
Pricks messing with my Pics

WHY DO THESE PEOPLE DO THIS ??
YOU WANNA C ME GETTING HURT ???????????????

They say a scorpion should not be made angry
Cos when they do they hurt others BUT they hurt themselves too
FUCK THOSE STAR SIGNS ... FUCK THE WORLD !!
I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY LIFE IF I COULD KILL YOU ALL !!!


You wanna c me crying like a kid
Or reacting to the things you do to me
I AM NOT A KID ANYMORE
FUCKING REMEMBER THAT !!!

Some other dude will commit suicide
If they go through the things I go through
Yesterday I would done the same too
Today that's not I wanna do


I WANNA KILL YOU YES KILL YOU
ALL THE NIGGARS AND HOES WHO MESSED UP MY LIFE
Patience has not helped me at all
So its time to be someone NASTY now

Sometimes I wanna go abroad
And never return to this shitty Place
Everyone says Everyplace is the Same
So the best place to go now I guess is JAIL !!


I HATE backstabbers
I HATE those pretty couples who think they are in love
I HATE EVERY GODDAM PERSON IN THE WORLD
Who doesn't care about HURTING OTHERS .

I HATE THE WORLD
I HATE THE PEOPLE
I JUST SOOO WISH A COMET HIT THIS EARTH
AND BURST THIS PIECE OF SHIT TO BILLION PIECES !!!!

Never I have been soo FRUSTRATED
Never I have been sooo SAD
WHEN everyone is the SAME
AND KEEPS ON HURTING ME !!!


FUCKERS , HOES , SOB'S
BITCHES , ASSHOLES
DICKS AND PUSSIES
There Ain't anyone else in this WORLD
And ALL ARE HURTING ME !!

Think I am a MAD
Think I am a RETARD
Think I am a DICK WHO NEEDS TO GROW UP !!


Its OK I DONT CARE!!!
I DON'T NEED ANY FUCKER'S Guarantee
to PROVE myself

I do mistakes too
cos I am human too
BUT WHEN I DO NOTHING
DON'T COME AND TEACH ME THINGS THAT ARE NEW !!


My Frustrations have OVERLAPPED
My Anger is Boiling up
But I don't wanna show it to you
COS I KNOW there's some GOOD left in ME

BUT IF YOU MESS WITH MY LIFE AGAIN...
MESS AND SHIT ON MY HEAD AGAIN...
I SWEAR I WON'T CARE ..

ILL KILL YOU..
ILL KILL ALL OF YOU...

WITH MY BARE HANDS !!!

STFU !!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAY YOU ALL ROT IN HELL !!!!!!!!!!

AND MAY GOD NEVER HAVE MERCY TO YOUR WORTHLESS SOULS !!!

~~~MAY YOU ALL NEVER!!!! REST IN PEACE ~~~

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Sanga.. ""The Simple Man ""

Full name
Kumar Chokshanada Sangakkara

Born
October 27, 1977, Matale


Current age
31 years 93 days


Major Teams
Sri Lanka, Asia XI, Central Province, Colombo District Cricket Association, ICC World XI, Kandurata, Kings XI Punjab, Marylebone Cricket Club, Nondescripts Cricket Club, Warwickshire


Batting style
Left-hand bat


Bowling style
Right-arm offbreak


Fielding position
Wicketkeeper

Education
Trinity College Kandy

Current Education Status
Law Student

Current Martial Status
Married

Best Friend
Mahela Jayawardene

Best Girlfriend
Preity Zinta

Favorite Food
Keells Sausages

Favorite Cool Drink
Coca Cola

Favorite Energy Drink
Viva ( with Power Boosters)

Favorite Bank
Nations Trust Bank


Favorite Mobile Service
first HUTCH now Airtel


Favorite Sports
Cricket , Rugby and Tennis


Favorite Radio Station
YES FM


Extra Curricular Activities

Gooooo Sanga ..... :P




Until Next Time

~Peace~

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The Six List - The Most " OVERRATED" Girls Schools in Sri Lanka...

Welcome to another Six List Post By Me.. :) This time I am gonna give you the most "OVERRATED" Girls schools currently in Sri Lanka. I might be wrong on this but I guess somebody will agree with me. :) Enjoy the Post and Girls I am really really Sorry about this public undressing :P


Number 6- Mahamaya College Kandy.

To start the list No 6 goes to a school in the hill capital. MC is is widely considered to be the school of Sports when it comes to the Gals. They got swimmers, table tennis players etc etc etc.. and what else hmmmm nothing i guess THATS ABOUT IT
These girls got the bodies of an athlete so Guys be careful in whatever you do with them. These gals can swim like dolphines so its good to have a Girlfriend from this school so that whenever you get drowned your MC gal would jump into the water and save your life :D




Number 5 - SBC (St. Bridget's Convent Colombo)
So at no 5 is SBC. I kinda like this school my first 2nd love interest was from this one and also Since one of our Presidents studied here as well I guess we should respect it. But one thing about girls in this school is they are too studious. Always stuck on the books and nothing else BUT after school you get the real SBC gal
don't believe me?? when I searched for the school in Google the result was two SBC gals smiling on a profile pic in hi5. One thing is these gals can smile and got a perfect one in that but other than that THEY GOT NOTHING ! NOTHING ELSE.. except for the fame of the former President...

So SBC is no 5 in my list.

Number 4 - HFC Bamba (Holy Family Convent Bambalapitiya)

Ok before I say anything.. When I searched for this very well known school named "HFC Bamba.." what I got was a model ALMOST bearing her assets.

THIS IS HFC BAMBA ???? ok we know it now. So if any gals from this school reading this post can you tell us what you are being taught there? is it a normal school or a modeling school?? :D. What ever said and done the truth cannot be hidden.. Everybody knows that HFC Bamba is the place for pretty girls so I guess the truth is revealed and the pic above personifies that :D
One thing though the schools has that good thing only otherwise its way too OVERRATED and they come at no 5 in my list.


Number 3 - BC (Bishops College Colombo)
Number 3 is the sister school of STC Mount Lavinia. ( Did most of you know that? if you didn't now you know). This school got only 2 things to be remembered. One is the thing I mentioned above and 2 is its Auditorium.

It got nothing else really except for a bunch of girls who are desperate for Boyfriends and Shamed to be Single !. and overall I don't know why guys go out with girls from this school as many of them doesn't have any good looks except for flat figures and corny smiles. Due to these reasons BC comes at No 3 on my list.

PS: These girls think they can act like Kate Winslet and Meryl Streep but the TRUTH is they are still TRYING !! :)

Number 2 - VV (Visaka Vidyalaya Colombo)
The school of the test tube fiasco (OOPS !!! I AM SOOO SORRY GALS OF VV :P )comes at Number 2. So why this school is OVERRATED??? I really don't know maybe the fiasco above got to do something about this and being the sister school of a certain college also got to do something in this. These girls got the brains . better than all the schools mentioned here BUT ITS ONLY FOR STUDIES NOTHING ELSE. Don't believe me? go to google and search for VV. You will know what I mean :)


Also no one knows what happens in the close doors of this school. There Main Gate is sooo freaking huge that not even the fire brigade can get in easily. I guess this is why its called the VV and the whole infamous fiasco was bought out So because of these reasons VV comes 2nd on my list.

So what 1st???? Yeah you guessed it right..


Number 1 - LC (Ladies College Colombo.)
First of all I wanna know which freaking niggar called this school Ladies ??? and who the hell designed their School Dress ??? IS THIS THE STYLE OF REAL LADIES ??
lets say the school dress ok BUT DO THEY KNOW HOW TO WEAR CLOTHES AT ALL??


They don't have the looks( MOST OF THEM DON'T I assure you) they ain't got the Brains. ( Again MOST OF THEM !! ) and one thing they can do well is change boyfriends at please and ROW ROW ROW !!!
I guess the nursery rhNOTHING ELSE yme "row row row your boat" was made for these gals. BUT nothing else is there for these girls. THIS IS THE MOST OVERRATED GIRLS SCHOOL IN SRI LANKA but its ok Ladies WE LOVE YOU !!! *Sarcastic Smile !*


Until Next Time
~Peace~

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Lady Divine...

The following tribute is to one of my favorite blogger friends who has always been their to provide me the inspiration , strength , advice and positivity when I needed it through her awesome and effective blogging. This just a small piece of gratitude for everything. hope you like it.(Hope you too Lady D :D )




Without a sign.. She came into my life
She brightened my day with her thoughts and smiles
She is a friend She is a Sister
She is the one and only
Lady Divine...

She motivates me
Give me Advice and support
Like the Big Sister I never had
She always bring a smile to my face
When pain and sorrow rattles my head

She is not a God.. She is not Inhuman
She is just like anyone else
Who wants to Win
When losses darken her life

But this has never stopped her from trying
Never stopped her from keep on smiling
This why I admire you
Lady Divine...

I might not see you this lifetime
I might not meet you to say "Thank You"
At least Once..

But still I know you will be there all the way
So I ll say "Thank You Very Much.. "
Through the way we love to say :)

She's a Lady.. She is a Queen
Thank You Lady D you are the best
and may you forever be

Lady Divine... :)


Until Next Time..

~Peace~

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The Six List - "Most Weirdest Songs of the 90's"

Inspired by the site which lists various Top Ten Lists regarding various issues and scenarios. I decided to start my own thing called The Six List. (Don't get me wrong its the Six List.. not the Sex List :P).
From now on there will posts from me of various six lists(based on my opinion only of course )regarding various things that I have seen, heard and know about. The first six list I have are songs which I think are "The Most Weirdest Songs" to be sung and played all across radio channels and TV during the 90's. Check out the list and tell me what you think :)



Number 6
Bee Gees - "Staying Alive"

TO start of we come to the Bee Gees. Personally, I kinda like the Bee Gees with hits like "Massachusetts and "How Deep is you Love " being my favorites. This song also made me go wild too when I was a kid but later I realized how weird this song really is. I think Bee Gees are relations of Cher and this song just personifies this fact.. Holding your breath and controlling it while singing is not easy and that's a talent.. "BUT SHOUTING LIKE LADIES IN A BAR WHO WANTS TO TELL THE WORLD WE WANT TO BE ALIVE IS NOT A TALENT ITS A DISASTER !!!" and the video it sucks to the max as well. so Bee Gees comes at No 10 for me.



Number 5
Mark Morrison - "Return of the Mack"

Now it is time for the Boy to take revenge from the gal.. Deep Inside I had a love to this song but after listening to the song as a grown up I became sick of it ... Seriously Mr.Mark Morrison can u answer my one question to u.. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THE TITLE OF THE SONG... RETURN OF THE MACK... COMMON DUDE.. COULDN'T YOU FIND A BETTER NAME ???" also the video kinda sucks as well with two guys dancing like puppets behind Mark and also I true to my heart I think 3 guys and a gal is way too much.. (you should even the number mates otherwise it ain't fair..)so tho the music sounds good this song comes at no 5.


Number 4
Cher - "I Believe"

This song just makes me go crazy everytime I hear it. No offense to the lady but personally I think Cher has the best womanish male voice in the music industry. I sometimes wonder who really wanted to give her a record deal COMMON DUDES THE WOMAN SINGS LIKE A MAN !!! and when it comes to the song it kinda talks about a woman taking revenge from a guy who betrays her but common you should make a better video. Dumping a guy just becos he danced with another gal in a party doesn't make sense.. and as Cher asks a question which she wants us to give a negative answer.. "Do you Believe in Life after Love ??" and all I gotta say is "YES CHER WE DO ! NOW STOP REPEATING THE QUESTION DAMMIT !"


Number 3
CHUMBAWAMBA - "Amnesia "

Ok now these guys rocked with the song "tubthumping" which is still one of my all time favorite songs I liked them so much until they came up with this song . errr what its name again??? oh yeah I remember now "Amnesia.." THIS SONG REALLY MADE ME PISS IN MY ROOM COS IT REALLY GOT ME MAD TO THE MAX !! the lyrics of the song sucks and the video it SUCKS EVEN MORE !!! the song got the same lyrics most of the time from the beginning to the end with the backup singers asking "DO YOU SUFFER FROM LONG-TERM MEMORY LOSS ??" and the lead singing chick ( is it a gal?? I am not really sure ) says "I DON'T REMEMBER ".. COMMON GUYS YOU CAN WRITE SONGS BETTER THAN THIS RIGHT ?? and the title of the song is not in the song and is only said by a weird dude with a weird voice.. So this comes at No 3 and Thank God they are not singing anymore ...


Number 2
Mr.President - "Coco Jumbo "

So Number 2 goes to this weird song. Its a good song music wise and rapping wise but WTF WITH THE TITLE ??? AND WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? nobody knows... ( I don't think the writer knows it too..) As I said in the beginning the tune is nice but it begins to become a nuisance cos that's all the music in this song.. the video is shitty and the chick of the group.. YUCK YUCK YUCK !! so Mr. President you are No 2.



Number 1
Jimmy Ray - "Are You Jimmy Ray "

"I am sorry Mr. Jimmy Ray .. you are No 1 Mate.. THE MOST WEIRDEST SONG OF THE 90'S IS YOURS !!! " First of Mr. Jimmy just answer my simple question , why the hell are you asking us "ARE YOU JIMMY RAY.. WHEN YOU ARE JIMMY RAY???? ARE YOU THAT NUTS !!!" well if you can't answer that its ok. cos I don't think no one can but again I got another question "WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE LIKW ELVIS AND SOUNDS SOOO DRUNK ??" and again "WHO CHOSE THE BACKUP SINGERS ??? ARE THEY TWINS TO SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME ??" sorry Mr. Jimmy for asking a lot of questions and I am pretty damn sure that you will say "WHO WANTS TO KNOW ?? WHO WANTS TO KNOW ??"
So this is why Mr. Jimmy you are No 1. in this list.. Kudos Mate and thank you for being sooooooooo "WEIRD !!!" or shall I say "WIRED !!"

Until Next Time...
~Peace~

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How Evil Are You ?

I saw this quiz on a friends blog and wanted to see how it works for me ( specially after the last post hehe) and I was amazed by the results since It was 100 percent true .. Here 's what I got..

You Are 24% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

~Peace~ ( Without any Evil Intentions :D )

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Me vs Office Bullies - (The Revenge )

A big Howd to all ..:) hows the new year treating everyone so far? hope its going great for you and everything is fine.. :) been missing my blog in 2009.. been busy with work , friends and family so didn't really get a chance to update my blog tho i visited all your blogs and leave comments when ever I can :)

I have had a tough 2009 so far.. life is changing and playing the role of big brother and the eldest of the family is not easy ( though I enjoyed to the fullest :) )Also I am confused about my higher studies weather to do an MBA or do any certification courses and also the most difficult thing surviving in my current workplace which I have mentioned in my previous posts.

From the day I started working I was bullied by my colleagues at my workplace.I was ok with the normal jokes but during the latter part of last year those jokes became personal which made me mad and sad at the same time. I was quiet ..really quiet since I thought it will stop but it didn't stop! it got WORSE !!

They started attacking my dad and were making jokes about his job why he is coming to pick me up from work everyday etc etc. and when they made this joke I decided it was the limit and I couldn't take it anymore.. I got really pissed and I have gave them a piece of my mind in a stern way.. I had to take control of the situation so I did it by letting them know how I feel about what they were saying to me.

After that day the sorries came from them and I said forgave them cos I am not a person who holds grudges but a week later the bulleying started once again ( very pathetic isn't it) this time they were making random inside jokes at me.. ex: hiding my lunch , opening the door when I was in the toilet etc..
I decided it was the TIME to teach them a lesson they wont ever forget!! and last Thursday I implemented it. :)

First I took some pics of them from facebook (yes they were unlucky for adding me on facebook as a friend :D) did some changes to the pics and mailed those pics to the whole section in my office using a fake id :D. so what I did with their pics ?? the examples are shown below :D






It was a great plan and it worked wonderfully.. :) even the gals in my section got the mail and were laughing and all the people in my section were having a blast while the unfortunate ones were embarrassed and angry and was trying to look for the person who did it.. I didn't disappoint them as I went towards them and said to them it was ME WHO DID THIS TO THEM !! after I said that they didn't say a word (guess they realized why I did it) but was pleading me not to upload them on Facebook since their gals and friends would check them out 2 ( yeah baby revenge rules !! :) )

I didn't upload the pics on Facebook since I taught them a lesson.. They apologized all day and I kinda felt sorry for what I did 2.. But I guess I did the correct thing without by taking matters to my own hands and without going and telling my boss and making complains to the management of the firm.. I am a person who do things on my own and don't lean on 3rd parties to do something for me.. So I am proud on what I did and though a backlash might come from the bully's ( which I am expecting) the embarrassment they got from me will stay forever untill they retire :).

So this sums up my month of Jan so far.. Malli is doing ok in USA tho he is stuck in freezing cold and on holidays at the moment which is bad and good my Grandmothers 2 months arms giving is coming up in February.. can't believe its been 3 months since it was like yesterday she was with us.. driving is going good tho I knock on walls and gates all the time which kinda sucks ( Lady D if u r reading this please give me some tips on this anything is appreciated :)) and also as I said in the beginning confusion on my higher studies should figure it out soon..

Also the lady luck is not working for me at all.. The gals I fall for are either looking for just sex and candy or from a different religion ( I always wanted and will want a Buddhist gal to marry cos I have seen with others what multi-religious relationships have done to them..) hopefully things will work out for me this year and I have a gut feeling that I will be committed by the end of 2009 :). ( Wishful thinking you might think hehe)

Well I am glad I was able to post today.. came early to work so I could do this and keep you all updated on my situation hehe what ever you do don't panic think wisely and do take steps to teach someone a lesson ( in a good way that is) if they are messing with you :)

Wish you all good health and happiness and also a prayer to our soldiers as well who I think is the best in the world

Tc Peeps and Good Luck !! :)

Until next time

~Peace~

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